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❮BOOKS❯ ✮ Bridget Joness Diary: A Novel eBook: Helen Fielding: Amazon.fr Author Helen Fielding – Cutabovebarberagency.co.uk In the course of the year recorded in Bridget Jones s Diary Bridget confides her hopes her dreams and her monstrously fluctuating poundage not to mention her consumption of cigarettes and Fat units apBOOKS Bridget Joness Diary: A Novel eBook: Helen Fielding: .fr Author Helen Fielding Cutabovebarberagency.co.uk In the course of the year recorded in Bridget Jones s Diary Bridget confides her hopes her dreams and her monstrously fluctuating poundage not to mention her consumption of cigarettes and Fat units ap Diary: A PDF In the course of the year recorded in Bridget Jones s Diary Bridget confides her hopes her dreams and her monstrously fluctuating poundage not to mention her consumption of cigarettes and Fat units approx Bridget Joness PDF/EPUB or hideous Joness Diary: A Novel eBook: Kindle in every way In days she gains pounds On the other hand she loses There is also the unspoken New Year s resolution the uest for the right man Alas here Bridget goes severely Joness Diary: A Kindle off course when she has an affair with her charming cad of a boss But who would be without their e mail flirtation focused on a short black skirt The boss even contends that it Joness Diary: A Novel eBook: Kindle is so short as to be nonexistentAt the beginning of Helen Fielding s exceptionally funny second novel the thirtyish publishing puffette is suffering from postholiday stress syndrome but determined to find Inner Peace and poise Bridget will for instance get up straight away when wake up in mornings Now if only she can survive the party her mother has tricked her into a suburban fest full of Smug Marrieds professing concern for her and her fellow Singletons she ll have made a good start As far as she s concerned We wouldn t rush up to them and roar How s your marriage going Still having sexThis is only the first of many disgraces Bridget will suffer in her year of performance anxiety at work and at play though less often in bed and living through other people s emotional fuckwittage Her twin set wearing suburban mother for instance suddenly becomes a chat show hostess and unrepentant adulteress while our heroine herself spends half the time overdosing on Chardonnay and feeling like a tragic freak Bridget Jones s Diary began as a column in the London Independent and struck a chord with readers of all sexes and sizes In strokes simultaneously broad and subtle Helen Fielding reveals the lighter side of despair self doubt and obsession and also satirizes everything from self help books they don t sound half as sensible to Bridget when she s sober to feng shui Cosmopolitan style She is the Nancy Mitford of the s and it s impossible not to root for her endearing heroine On the other hand one can only hope that Bridget will continue to screw up and tell us all about it for years and books to comeKerry FriedJanuary An Exceptionally Bad Start Sunday January lbs but post Christmas alcohol units but effectively covers days as hours of party was on New Year s Day cigarettes calories Food consumed today pkts Emmenthal cheese slices cold new potatoes Bloody Marys count as food as contain Worcester sauce and tomatoes Ciabatta loaf with Briecoriander leaves packet Milk Tray best to get rid of all Christmas confectionery in one go and make fresh start tomorrow cocktail sticks securing cheese and pineapplePortion Una Alconbury s turkey curry peas and bananasPortion Una Alconbury s Raspberry Surprise made with Bourbon biscuits tinned raspberries eight gallons of whipped cream decorated with glac cherries and angelicaNoon London my flat Ugh The last thing on earth I feel physically emotionally or mentally euipped to do is drive to Una and Geoffrey Alconbury s New Year s Day Turkey Curry Buffet in Grafton Underwood Geoffrey and Una Alconbury are my parents best friends and as Uncle Geoffrey never tires of reminding me have known me since I was running round the lawn with no clothes on My mother rang up at in the morning last August Bank Holiday and forced me to promise to go She approached it via a cunningly circuitous route Oh hello darling I was just ringing to see what you wanted for Christmas Christmas Would you like a surprise darling No I bellowed Sorry I mean I wondered if you d like a set of wheels for your suitcase But I haven t got a suitcase Why don t I get you a little suitcase with wheels attached You know like air hostesses have I ve already got a bag Oh darling you can t go around with that tatty green canvas thing You look like some sort of Mary Poppins person who s fallen on hard times Just a little compact case with a pull out handle It s amazing how much you can get in Do you want it in navy on red or red on navy Mum It s eight thirty in the morning It s summer It s very hot I don t want an air hostess bag Julie Enderby s got one She says she never uses anything else Who s Julie Enderby You know Julie darling Mavis Enderby s daughter Julie The one that s got that super dooper job at Arthur Andersen Mum Always takes it on her trips I don t want a little bag with wheels on I ll tell you what Why don t Jamie Daddy and I all club together and get you a proper new big suitcase and a set of wheels Exhausted I held the phone away from my ear puzzling about where the missionary luggage Christmas gift zeal had stemmed from When I put the phone back she was saying in actual fact you can get them with a compartment with bottles for your bubble bath and things The other thing I thought of was a shopping cart Is there anything you d like for Christmas I said desperately blinking in the dazzling Bank Holiday sunlight No no she said airily I ve got everything I need Now darling she suddenly hissed you will be coming to Geoffrey and Una s New Year s Day Turkey Curry Buffet this year won t you Ah Actually I I panicked wildly What could I pretend to be doing think I might have to work on New Year s Day That doesn t matter You can drive up after work Oh did I mention Malcolm and Elaine Darcy are coming and bringing Mark with them Do you remember Mark darling He s one of those top notch barristers Masses of money Divorced It doesn t start till eight Oh God Not another strangely dressed opera freak with bushy hair burgeoning from a side part Mum I ve told you I don t need to be fixed up with Now come along darling Una and Geoffrey have been holding the New Year buffet since you were running round the lawn with no clothes on Of course you re going to come And you ll be able to use your new suitcase pm Ugh First day of New Year has been day of horror Cannot uite believe I am once again starting the year in a single bed in my parents house It is too humiliating at my age I wonder if they ll smell it if I have a fag out of the window Having skulked at home all day hoping hangover would clear I eventually gave up and set off for the Turkey Curry Buffet far too late When I got to the Alconburys and rang their entire tune of town hall clock style doorbell I was still in a strange world of my own nauseous vile headed acidic I was also suffering from road rage residue after inadvertently getting on to the M instead of the M and having to drive halfway to Birmingham before I could find anywhere to turn round I was so furious I kept jamming my foot down to the floor on the accelerator pedal to give vent to my feelings which is very dangerous I watched resignedly as Una Alconbury s form intriguingly deformed through the ripply glass door bore down on me in a fuchsia two piece Bridget We d almost given you up for lost Happy New Year Just about to start without you She seemed to manage to kiss me get my coat off hang it over the banister wipe her lipstick off my cheek and make me feel incredibly guilty all in one movement while I leaned against the ornament shelf for support Sorry I got lost Lost Durr What are we going to do with you Come on in She led me through the frosted glass doors into the lounge shouting She got lost everyone Bridget Happy New Year said Geoffrey Alconbury clad in a yellow diamond patterned sweater He did a jokey Bob Hope step then gave me the sort of hug which Boots would send straight to the police station Hahumph he said going red in the face and pulling his trousers up by the waistband Which junction did you come off at Junction nineteen but there was a diversion Junction nineteen Una she came off at Junction nineteen You ve added an hour to your journey before you even started Come on let s get you a drink How s your love life anyway Oh God Why can t married people understand that this is no longer a polite uestion to ask We wouldn t rush up to them and roar How s your marriage going Still having sex Everyone knows that dating in your thirties is not the happy go lucky free for all it was when you were twenty two and that the honest answer islikely to be Actually last night my married lover appeared wearing suspenders and a darling little Angora crop top told me he was gay a sex addict a narcotic addict a commitment phobic and beat me up with a dildo than Super thanks Not being a natural liar I ended up mumbling shamefacedly to Geoffrey Fine at which point he boomed So you still haven t got a feller Bridget What are we going to do with you said Una You career girls I don t know Can t put it off forever you know Tick tock tick tock Yes How does a woman manage to get to your age without being married roared Brian Enderby married to Mavis used to be president of the Rotary in Kettering waving his sherry in the air Fortunately my dad rescued me I m very pleased to see you Bridget he said taking my arm Your mother has the entire Northamptonshire constabulary poised to comb the county with toothbrushes for your dismembered remains Come and demonstrate your presence so I can start enjoying myself How s the be wheeled suitcase Big beyond all sense How are the ear hair clippers Oh marvelously you know clippy It was all right I suppose I would have felt a bit mean if I hadn t turned up but Mark Darcy Yuk Every time my mother s rung up for weeks it s been Of course you remember the Darcys darling They came over when we were living in Buckingham and you and Mark played in the paddling pool or Oh Did I mention Malcolm and Elaine are bringing Mark with them to Una s New Year s Day Turkey Curry Buffet He s just back from America apparently Divorced He s looking for a house in Holland Park Apparently he had the most terrible time with his wife Japanese Very cruel race Then next time as if out of the blue Do you remember Mark Darcy darling Malcolm and Elaine s son He s one of these super dooper.

bridget ebok joness pdf diary free novel kindle ebook ebok helen pdf fielding epub amazon.fr kindle Bridget Joness pdf Diary A pdf Diary A Novel eBook download Joness Diary A epub Joness Diary A Novel eBook epub Bridget Joness Diary A Novel eBook Helen Fielding Amazon.fr KindleTop notch lawyers Divorced Elaine says he works all the time and he s terribly lonely I think he might be coming to Una s New Year s Day Turkey Curry Buffet actually I don t know why she didn t just come out with it and say Darling do shag Mark Darcy over the turkey curry won t you He s very rich Come along and meet Mark Una Alconbury singsonged before I d even had time to get a drink down me Being set up with a man against your will is one level of humiliation but being literally dragged into it by Una Alconbury while caring for an acidic hangover watched by an entire roomful of friends of your parents is on another plane altogether The rich divorced by cruel wife Mark uite tall was standing with his back to the room scrutinizing the contents of the Alconburys bookshelves mainly leather bound series of books about the Third Reich which Geoffrey sends off for from Reader s Digest It struck me as pretty ridiculous to be called Mr Darcy and to stand on your own looking snooty at a party It s like being called Heathcliff and insisting on spending the entire evening in the garden shouting Cathy and banging your head against a tree Mark said Una as if she was one of Santa Claus s fairies I ve got someone nice for you to meet He turned round revealing that what had seemed from the back like a harmless navy sweater was actually a V neck diamond patterned in shades of yellow and blue as favored by theelderly of the nation s sports reporters As my friend Tom often remarks it s amazing how much time and money can be saved in the world of dating by close attention to detail A white sock here a pair of red braces there a gray slip on shoe a swastika are as often as not all one needs to tell you there s no point writing down phone numbers and forking out for expensive lunches because it s never going to be a runner Mark this is Colin and Pam s daughter Bridget said Una going all pink and fluttery Bridget works in publishing don t you Bridget I do indeed I for some reason said as if I were taking part in a Capital radio phone in and was about to ask Una if I could say hello to my friends Jude Sharon and Tom my brother Jamie everyone in the office my mum and dad and last of all all the people at the Turkey Curry Buffet Well I ll leave you two young people together said Una Durr I expect you re sick to death of us old fuddy duddies Not at all said Mark Darcy awkwardly with a rather unsuccessful attempt at a smile at which Una after rolling her eyes putting a hand to her bosom and giving a gay tinkling laugh abandoned us with a toss of her head to a hideous silence I Um Are you reading any ah Have you read any good books lately he said Oh for God s sake I racked my brain frantically to think when I last read a proper book The trouble with working in publishing is that reading in your spare time is a bit like being a dustman and snuffling through the pig bin in the evening I m halfway through Men Are from Mars Women Are from Venus which Jude lent me but I didn t think Mark Darcy though clearly odd was ready to accept himself as a Martian uite yet Then I had a brainwave Backlash actually by Susan Faludi I said triumphantly Hah I haven t exactly read it as such but feel I have as Sharon has been ranting about it so much Anyway completely safe option as no way diamond pattern jumpered goody goody would have read five hundred page feminist treatise Ah Really he said I read that when it first came out Didn t you find there was rather a lot of special pleading Oh well not too much I said wildly racking my brains for a way to get off the subject Have you been staying with your parents over New Year Yes he said eagerly You too Yes No I was at a party in London last night Bit hungover actually I gabbed nervously so that Una and Mum wouldn t think I was so useless with men I was failing to talk to even Mark Darcy But then I do think New Year s resolutions can t technically be expected to begin on New Year s Day don t you Since because it s an extension of New Year s Eve smokers are already on a smoking roll and cannot be expected to stop abruptly on the stroke of midnight with so much nicotine in the system Also dieting on New Year s Day isn t a good idea as you can t eat rationally but really need to be free to consume whatever is necessary moment by moment in order to ease your hangover I think it would be muchsensible if resolutions began generally on January the second Maybe you should get something to eat he said then suddenly bolted off toward the buffet leaving me standing on my own by the bookshelf while everybody stared at me thinking So that s why Bridget isn t married She repulses men The worst of it was that Una Alconbury and Mum wouldn t leave it at that They kept making me walk round with trays of gherkins and glasses of cream sherry in a desperate bid to throw me into Mark Darcy s path yet again In the end they were so crazed with frustration that the second I got within four feet of him with the gherkins Una threw herself across the room like Will Carling and said Mark you must take Bridget s telephone number before you go then you can get in touch when you re in London I couldn t stop myself turning bright red I could feel it climbing up my neck Now Mark would think I d put her up to it I m sure Bridget s life in London is uite full enough already Mrs Alconbury he said Humph It s not that I wanted him to take my phone number or anything but I didn t want him to make it perfectly obvious to everyone that he didn t want to As I looked down I saw that he was wearing white socks with a yellow bumblebee motif Can t I tempt you with a gherkin I said to show I had had a genuine reason for coming over which was uite definitely gherkin based rather than phone number related Thank you no he said looking at me with some alarm Sure Stuffed olive I pressed on No really Silverskin onion I encouraged Beetroot cube Thank you he said desperately taking an olive Hope you enjoy it I said triumphantly Toward the end I saw him being harangued by his mother and Una who marched him over toward me and stood just behind while he said stiffly Do you need driving back to London I m staying here but I could get my car to take you What all on its own I said He blinked at me Durr Mark has a company car and a driver silly said Una Thank you that s very kind I said But I shall be taking one of my trains in the morning am Oh why am I so unattractive Why Even a man who wears bumblebee socks thinks I am horrible Hate the New Year Hate everyone Except Daniel Cleaver Anyway have got giant tray sized bar of Cadbury s Dairy Milk left over from Christmas on dressing table also amusing joke gin and tonic miniature Am going to consume them and have fag Tuesday January lbs terrifying slide into obesity why why alcohol units excellent cigarettes vg calories am Ugh Cannot face thought of going to work Only thing which makes it tolerable is thought of seeing Daniel again but even that is inadvisable since am fat have spot on chin and desire only to sit on cushion eating chocolate and watching Xmas specials It seems wrong and unfair that Christmas with its stressful and unmanageable financial and emotional challenges should first be forced upon one wholly against one s will then rudely snatched away just when one is starting to get into it Was really beginning to enjoy the feeling that normal service was suspended and it was OK to lie in bed as long as you want put anything you fancy into your mouth and drink alcohol whenever it should chance to pass your way even in the mornings Now suddenly we are all supposed to snap into self discipline like lean teenage greyhounds pm Ugh Perpetua slightly senior and therefore thinking she is in charge of me was at her most obnoxious and bossy going on and on to the point of utter boredom about latest half million pound property she is planning to buy with her rich but overbred boyfriend Hugo Yars yars well it is north facing but they ve done something frightfully clever with the light I looked at her wistfully her vast bulbous bottom swathed in a tight red skirt with a bizarre three uarter length striped waistcoat strapped across it What a blessing to be born with such Sloaney arrogance Perpetua could be the size of a Renault Espace and not give it a thought How many hours months years have I spent worrying about weight while Perpetua has been happily looking for lamps with porcelain cats as bases around the Fulham Road She is missing out on a source of happiness anyway It is proved by surveys that happiness does not come from love wealth or power but the pursuit of attainable goals and what is a diet if not that On way home in end of Christmas denial I bought a packet of cut price chocolate tree decorations and a bottle of sparkling wine from Norway Pakistan or similar I guzzled them by the light of the Christmas tree together with a couple of mince pies the last of the Christmas cake and some Stilton while watching Eastenders imagining it was a Christmas special Now though I feel ashamed and repulsive I can actually feel the fat splurging out from my body Never mind Sometimes you have to sink to a nadir of toxic fat envelopment in order to emerge phoenix like from the chemical wasteland as a purged and beautiful Michelle Pfeiffer figure Tomorrow new Spartan health and beauty regime will begin Mmmm Daniel Cleaver though Love his wicked dissolute air while being v successful and clever He was being v funny today telling everyone about his aunt thinking the onyx kitchen roll holder his mother had given her for Christmas was a model of a penis Was really v amusing about it Also asked me if I got anything nice for Christmas in rather flirty way Think might wear short black skirt tomorrow Wednesday January lbs state of emergency now as if fat has been stored in capsule form over Christmas and is being slowly released under skin alcohol units better cigarettes calories vg pm Office State of emergency Jude just rang up from her portable phone in flood of tears and eventually managed to explain in a sheep s voice that she had just had to excuse herself from a board meeting Jude is Head of Futures at Brightlings as she was about to burst into tears and was now trapped in the ladies with Alice Cooper eyes and no makeup bag Her boyfriend Vile Richard self indulgent commitment phobic whom she has been seeing on and off for eighteen months had chucked her for asking him if he wanted to come on holiday.


Top notch lawyers Divorced Elaine says he works all the time and he s terribly lonely I think he might be coming to Una s New Year s Day Turkey Curry Buffet actually I don t know why she didn t just come out with it and say Darling do shag Mark Darcy over the turkey curry won t you He s very rich Come along and meet Mark Una Alconbury singsonged before I d even had time to get a drink down me Being set up with a man against your will is one level of humiliation but being literally dragged into it by Una Alconbury while caring for an acidic hangover watched by an entire roomful of friends of your parents is on another plane altogether The rich divorced by cruel wife Mark uite tall was standing with his back to the room scrutinizing the contents of the Alconburys bookshelves mainly leather bound series of books about the Third Reich which Geoffrey sends off for from Reader s Digest It struck me as pretty ridiculous to be called Mr Darcy and to stand on your own looking snooty at a party It s like being called Heathcliff and insisting on spending the entire evening in the garden shouting Cathy and banging your head against a tree Mark said Una as if she was one of Santa Claus s fairies I ve got someone nice for you to meet He turned round revealing that what had seemed from the back like a harmless navy sweater was actually a V neck diamond patterned in shades of yellow and blue as favored by theelderly of the nation s sports reporters As my friend Tom often remarks it s amazing how much time and money can be saved in the world of dating by close attention to detail A white sock here a pair of red braces there a gray slip on shoe a swastika are as often as not all one needs to tell you there s no point writing down phone numbers and forking out for expensive lunches because it s never going to be a runner Mark this is Colin and Pam s daughter Bridget said Una going all pink and fluttery Bridget works in publishing don t you Bridget I do indeed I for some reason said as if I were taking part in a Capital radio phone in and was about to ask Una if I could say hello to my friends Jude Sharon and Tom my brother Jamie everyone in the office my mum and dad and last of all all the people at the Turkey Curry Buffet Well I ll leave you two young people together said Una Durr I expect you re sick to death of us old fuddy duddies Not at all said Mark Darcy awkwardly with a rather unsuccessful attempt at a smile at which Una after rolling her eyes putting a hand to her bosom and giving a gay tinkling laugh abandoned us with a toss of her head to a hideous silence I Um Are you reading any ah Have you read any good books lately he said Oh for God s sake I racked my brain frantically to think when I last read a proper book The trouble with working in publishing is that reading in your spare time is a bit like being a dustman and snuffling through the pig bin in the evening I m halfway through Men Are from Mars Women Are from Venus which Jude lent me but I didn t think Mark Darcy though clearly odd was ready to accept himself as a Martian uite yet Then I had a brainwave Backlash actually by Susan Faludi I said triumphantly Hah I haven t exactly read it as such but feel I have as Sharon has been ranting about it so much Anyway completely safe option as no way diamond pattern jumpered goody goody would have read five hundred page feminist treatise Ah Really he said I read that when it first came out Didn t you find there was rather a lot of special pleading Oh well not too much I said wildly racking my brains for a way to get off the subject Have you been staying with your parents over New Year Yes he said eagerly You too Yes No I was at a party in London last night Bit hungover actually I gabbed nervously so that Una and Mum wouldn t think I was so useless with men I was failing to talk to even Mark Darcy But then I do think New Year s resolutions can t technically be expected to begin on New Year s Day don t you Since because it s an extension of New Year s Eve smokers are already on a smoking roll and cannot be expected to stop abruptly on the stroke of midnight with so much nicotine in the system Also dieting on New Year s Day isn t a good idea as you can t eat rationally but really need to be free to consume whatever is necessary moment by moment in order to ease your hangover I think it would be muchsensible if resolutions began generally on January the second Maybe you should get something to eat he said then suddenly bolted off toward the buffet leaving me standing on my own by the bookshelf while everybody stared at me thinking So that s why Bridget isn t married She repulses men The worst of it was that Una Alconbury and Mum wouldn t leave it at that They kept making me walk round with trays of gherkins and glasses of cream sherry in a desperate bid to throw me into Mark Darcy s path yet again In the end they were so crazed with frustration that the second I got within four feet of him with the gherkins Una threw herself across the room like Will Carling and said Mark you must take Bridget s telephone number before you go then you can get in touch when you re in London I couldn t stop myself turning bright red I could feel it climbing up my neck Now Mark would think I d put her up to it I m sure Bridget s life in London is uite full enough already Mrs Alconbury he said Humph It s not that I wanted him to take my phone number or anything but I didn t want him to make it perfectly obvious to everyone that he didn t want to As I looked down I saw that he was wearing white socks with a yellow bumblebee motif Can t I tempt you with a gherkin I said to show I had had a genuine reason for coming over which was uite definitely gherkin based rather than phone number related Thank you no he said looking at me with some alarm Sure Stuffed olive I pressed on No really Silverskin onion I encouraged Beetroot cube Thank you he said desperately taking an olive Hope you enjoy it I said triumphantly Toward the end I saw him being harangued by his mother and Una who marched him over toward me and stood just behind while he said stiffly Do you need driving back to London I m staying here but I could get my car to take you What all on its own I said He blinked at me Durr Mark has a company car and a driver silly said Una Thank you that s very kind I said But I shall be taking one of my trains in the morning am Oh why am I so unattractive Why Even a man who wears bumblebee socks thinks I am horrible Hate the New Year Hate everyone Except Daniel Cleaver Anyway have got giant tray sized bar of Cadbury s Dairy Milk left over from Christmas on dressing table also amusing joke gin and tonic miniature Am going to consume them and have fag Tuesday January lbs terrifying slide into obesity why why alcohol units excellent cigarettes vg calories am Ugh Cannot face thought of going to work Only thing which makes it tolerable is thought of seeing Daniel again but even that is inadvisable since am fat have spot on chin and desire only to sit on cushion eating chocolate and watching Xmas specials It seems wrong and unfair that Christmas with its stressful and unmanageable financial and emotional challenges should first be forced upon one wholly against one s will then rudely snatched away just when one is starting to get into it Was really beginning to enjoy the feeling that normal service was suspended and it was OK to lie in bed as long as you want put anything you fancy into your mouth and drink alcohol whenever it should chance to pass your way even in the mornings Now suddenly we are all supposed to snap into self discipline like lean teenage greyhounds pm Ugh Perpetua slightly senior and therefore thinking she is in charge of me was at her most obnoxious and bossy going on and on to the point of utter boredom about latest half million pound property she is planning to buy with her rich but overbred boyfriend Hugo Yars yars well it is north facing but they ve done something frightfully clever with the light I looked at her wistfully her vast bulbous bottom swathed in a tight red skirt with a bizarre three uarter length striped waistcoat strapped across it What a blessing to be born with such Sloaney arrogance Perpetua could be the size of a Renault Espace and not give it a thought How many hours months years have I spent worrying about weight while Perpetua has been happily looking for lamps with porcelain cats as bases around the Fulham Road She is missing out on a source of happiness anyway It is proved by surveys that happiness does not come from love wealth or power but the pursuit of attainable goals and what is a diet if not that On way home in end of Christmas denial I bought a packet of cut price chocolate tree decorations and a bottle of sparkling wine from Norway Pakistan or similar I guzzled them by the light of the Christmas tree together with a couple of mince pies the last of the Christmas cake and some Stilton while watching Eastenders imagining it was a Christmas special Now though I feel ashamed and repulsive I can actually feel the fat splurging out from my body Never mind Sometimes you have to sink to a nadir of toxic fat envelopment in order to emerge phoenix like from the chemical wasteland as a purged and beautiful Michelle Pfeiffer figure Tomorrow new Spartan health and beauty regime will begin Mmmm Daniel Cleaver though Love his wicked dissolute air while being v successful and clever He was being v funny today telling everyone about his aunt thinking the onyx kitchen roll holder his mother had given her for Christmas was a model of a penis Was really v amusing about it Also asked me if I got anything nice for Christmas in rather flirty way Think might wear short black skirt tomorrow Wednesday January lbs state of emergency now as if fat has been stored in capsule form over Christmas and is being slowly released under skin alcohol units better cigarettes calories vg pm Office State of emergency Jude just rang up from her portable phone in flood of tears and eventually managed to explain in a sheep s voice that she had just had to excuse herself from a board meeting Jude is Head of Futures at Brightlings as she was about to burst into tears and was now trapped in the ladies with Alice Cooper eyes and no makeup bag Her boyfriend Vile Richard self indulgent commitment phobic whom she has been seeing on and off for eighteen months had chucked her for asking him if he wanted to come on holiday.

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